Half my coworkers are imposters

They pretend to do the tasks and sabotage everything.

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What did the imposter say to his therapist?

I need to vent

A patient once told me that he had imposter syndrome.

I told him he was just faking it.

What does a Snoop Dogg imposter say?

Faux shizzle my nizzle

What did the imposter clown say when he was arrested inside the House of Lords?

“The real joker’s in the Commons.”

I found the cure for imposter syndrome

No I didn't. I'm a fraud.

What does an imposter potato say?

“I’m a tater”

I met my town's bishop at Easter mass today but I think he might be an imposter...

... he didn't move diagonally

What do you call a fake postman?

An imposter

Three nuns were fatally injured in a horrific auto accident on Halloween night.

Being the holy women that they were, the three of them ascended into heaven.

The nuns were stopped at the gates of St Peter.

St Peter said to the nuns “Behold! The gates of your eternal kingdom & glory. Being Halloween night, I must ask each of you a biblical question which will pr...

If Jesus appears to you...

Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus.

What do you call a child's Pokemon team consisting of 6 EV trained Dittos?

A Youngster's Roster of Fostered Imposters

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