I hate how Shark Week tries to playoff Sharks as "gentle caring creatures that are misrepresented by the media".
It doesn't matter what they say, I'm still not voting to re-elect the president.
A Blonde is very upset at people stereotyping blondes, so she organises a blonde convention.
Over 50,000 blondes attend.
The leader stands on a stage and says, "Us blondes have always been misrepresented by the media and we have always been stereotyped. We are here today to prove us blondes aren't dumb! Now may I have a volunteer?"
A blonde steps onto the stage.