A Politician Dies And Has To Spend Just ONE Day In Hell
A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.
"So, you're a politician..."
"Well, yes, is that a problem?"
"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for p...
I hate how Shark Week tries to playoff Sharks as "gentle caring creatures that are misrepresented by the media".
It doesn't matter what they say, I'm still not voting to re-elect the president.
A Blonde is very upset at people stereotyping blondes, so she organises a blonde convention. Over 50,000 blondes attend.
The leader stands on a stage and says, "Us blondes have always been misrepresented by the media and we have always been stereotyped. We are here today to prove us blondes aren't dumb! Now may I have a volunteer?"
A blonde steps onto the stage.
"What is ten divided by two?"