What do carnivores read when they want pseudo spirituality?

Eat Prey Love

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Pretty meta bro

Cake day posts are annoying and uncreative, so many people make anti cake day posts. These can be just as bad, and are only rarely funny if they are posted on the poster's cake day, (aka: anti cake day cake day posts). This possess a bit of a conundrum, as here in Reddit, we make fun of things, but ...

Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku?

It's called a pseudo-coup.

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What's the difference between a fake sex addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?

One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

What do you call a fake sudoku?

A pseudo-ku.

How well-fed are Meth Babies?

Pseudo-fed.

What do you call a fake attempt to overthrow management at the puzzles and mind games factory?

Pseudo coux

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There's a bizarre black-market concession stand in North America which sells only human body parts

Customers who wish to purchase an item must use code-phrases to avoid the authorities' suspicion.

One night a blind man stops by the stand.

"What would you like to purchase today?" asks the cashier.

"Oh, nothing" the blind man says, "I was just *looking* around!"

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Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game?

Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?

None – its a pseudo-problem… light bulbs give off light (hence the name). If the bulb was broken and wasn’t giving off light, it wouldn’t be a ‘light bulb’ now would it? And if it wasn't broken, then why does it need changing?

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