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Pseudo Jokes

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants. What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

I’m looking for a third joke with a punchline that appears to be, but isn’t, feces related. Please help me finish my pseudo-poop dad joke trifecta.

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What's the difference between a fake addict and someone who uses fake names to get free noodles?

One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!

Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku?

It's called a pseudo-coup.

What do you call a fake sudoku?

A pseudo-ku.

How well-fed are Meth Babies?

Pseudo-fed.

Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game?

Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)

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Pretty meta bro

Cake day posts are annoying and uncreative, so many people make anti cake day posts. These can be just as bad, and are only rarely funny if they are posted on the poster's cake day, (aka: anti cake day cake day posts). This possess a bit of a conundrum, as here in Reddit, we make fun of things, but ...
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