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Marriage Euchred

When you're young and in love,
It's all Hearts and Diamonds...
But in the end, what you're wishing for is a Club,
and a Spade.

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I am over 18

Having sex is just like playing euchre

I'm terrible at euchre

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Did you hear about the priest who got carpal tunnel syndrome from playing too many old-timey card games?

He received the euchre-wrist.

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I am over 18

Euchre is a lot like sex...

If you have a good hand, you can go it alone.

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