The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline.
No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...
How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit?
As an Englishman I'll be enjoying a lovely Brexit Dinner this year....
It's like a regular Christmas Dinner, but there's no Brussels.
"Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately."
"Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."
A Brit and an Indian walk down the streets of Brussels.
All of a sudden, a large German military plane passes overhead. The Brit says "Holy cow, what was that!" The Indian flops down on his hands and knees. "Where's the holy cow?"
Translated joke but I reversed the countries because screw Belgium
Two dutchmen take the train from Amsterdam to Brussels, but they only have one ticket. 2 fellow Belgian passengers ask them how they will get away with it. “Watch and learn!” Say the Dutch. They head into the toilet together and wait for the train conductor to knock on the door. “Ticket please!”. He...
What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?
Little kids will eat boogers.
A group of canned vegetables were sitting on a shelf
and one of them was twisting around and checking himself out. "Hey!" He cried proudly. "I'm one hundred percent corn, nothing else!" Some fancy new can of Brussels sprouts swiveled to look at him. "But who cares? You're just corn." He said witheringly. "Well I'm not corn. I'm heirloom...
Two long time friends, Ollie and Brock, woke up early for work as they always do.
They each got into their trucks and headed to the local Ag plant where they work as produce haulers.
"What do you have for us today Flower?" asked Brock as they walk in. Their secretary’s real name is Ava but they always jokingly call her Flower.
"Well we've got three shipments that a...
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the n...
The year 2192
The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. He leaves a ceremonial letter. For reasons lost in time, this letter is always unsigned. Ceremonial garb includes a suit that looks like it was made for a someone of an entirely different si...
"Some foods give me sleepless nights," I told my wife.
"Like what?" she asked.
"But you don't eat Brussels Sprouts."
"No," I said, "but you do."
What's the difference between the UK and a Roast Dinner
The roast is better off without Brussels.
Why are kids from the capital of Belgium always so tall?
Because people from Brussels sprout!
Two Belgian men are wandering around, far away from their town...
...when they walk past a bus depot. One of the men has the idea to steal a bus, so they can go home. The other man agrees and one of them climbs over the fence to steal a bus. After a lot of noise and two hours later, the Belgian finally returns with a bus. The other man asked what took him so long....
What, do you call a paralyzed Dutchman getting an erection?
A Brussels sprout,