I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?”
I said, “No. Is that still required?”
A Mexican man is taking his US citizenship test and is at the speaking portion.
The proctor says to him "I want you to use pink, yellow, and green in the same sentence."
The man thinks for a bit and finally says, "The phone go green green, I pink it up and say 'Yellow?'"
My friend just became an American citizen, but he was forced to give up his Chinese citizenship.
It’s been a real disorienting experience for him.
The most confusing dual citizenship?
French and Spanish, because then you have to decide between being on strike and unemployed.
When you apply for American citizenship...
When you apply for American citizenship, you have to write a short paper about yourself. Or in other words,
A you essay
I was applying for Australian citizenship, and the guy asks me "have you ever been convicted of a felony?"
"Does stealing a joke count?" I asked.
I just passed my Canadian citizenship test.
I got an Eh plus.
Three chinese men applied for citizenship in USA
They were accepted on the condition that they changed their names.
Bu became Buck.
Chu became Chuck.
And Fu went back to China.
two foreigners in america are applying for citizenship
They're lined up outside the Citizenship and immigration office, along with many others, not wanting to risk deportation now that Trump is in office.
>Guy #1: I've had enough of this waiting, save my place, I'm going to shoot Donald Trump myself.
several hours later he returns. <...
Can one get Slovenian citizenship through a spouse?
Asking for a President.
A Cuban man dies and goes to Hell
There, the devil informs him that every country has its own hell. However, as he had dual citizenship, he could choose which Hell he wanted to be sent: American Hell or Cuban Hell.
He visits the American Hell first. At the door, he finds George Bush Senior.
“Excuse me, mr president, ...
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The Policeman & The Hispanic
It’s around the holiday season and Bob the policeman is scheduled to work. He decides to set up a speed trap at his favorite roadway in Arkansas.
It’s been a few hours and Bob hasn’t seen a single driver. Just then, suddenly a pickup truck flies past him doing well over double the speed limit...
Trump, Merkel and Kim Jong-un are in the Middle East being chased by ISIS:
Trump turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll pay you a million dollars!" The terrorists continued.
Then Merkel turns to them and shouts: "Stop chasing us and I'll give you German citizenship!" The terrorists still kept chasing.
Then Kim Jong-un turns and shouts: "You are a...
Three men are trying to enter America for the first time
and are coming from Germany, China, and the Dominican Republic. They are told that they can become a citizen if they use the words green, pink, and yellow in a sentence.
The German is up first. He says, “I love looking at pink and yellow flowers in the green grass, it looks beautiful.” His s...
Trump says Muslims don't integrate.
He should have them take Calculus tests instead of Citizenship tests.
German Hell and Italian Hell
Mario Schultz dies. He was an awful person, therefore he goes straight to Hell where he stands in front of the Devil.
"Welcome to Hell, mr. Schultz" says the Devil "it occured to me that you have both german and italian citizenships: according to ILODAD (International Law On Destination After...
I applied to a citizen of Finland
In the online application there was an odd question. "Are you a nice guy", it said, I thought it was an odd question but I clicked yes. Immediately I was directed to a page saying I was directed to the back of the queue for citizenship, I was confused but I read later in the application and it said....
Thought this one up this morning
A man from America decides he no longer wants to live in the U.S. so he requests the paperwork to change citizenship to that of a Nordic country, particularly Finland. He spends hours signing papers, notarizing documents, and verifying the correct forms. He finally finishes and brings his papers to ...
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[Long] Vinny comes to America
A man named Vinny comes to America from Italy and applies for citizenship. To become an American citizen Vinny has to go to court and stand in front of a judge.
Vinny brings his whole family to the courtroom to cheer him on. They are a very loud and rambunctious Italian family. Vinny stand...