Escape From Jokes - 21 Hilarious Escape From Jokes

How did the hacker escape from the police?

He ransomware.

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab...

and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get...

How did I escape from Iraq you ask?

Iran

How does Kevin Bacon escape from a bear trap?

He's gotta cut footloose

So, apple, lemon, and pea escape from the refrigerator..

Happy to be free from their prison, they go to a bar to celebrate. Many bars later, they're all tipsy at best when they come across a hill.

Pea, being a energetic drunk, gets super excited saying, "Hey! Let's roll down the hill! Come on!" And before the other two object he launches hims...

How mathematicians escape from prison

How mathematicians escape from the prison:

Mathematicians: let's say there is a door...

How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?

He reached ESCAPE VELOCITY

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A guy escape from prision

A man escapes from prison, where he sat for the last 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

However, the only thing he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. Then he ties the young woman on the bed, comes on top of her and kiss...

So three women escape from a prison, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

They hide under a tarp on a work truck. The security guard is checking the tarp at the gate. He pokes his rifle at the brunette and she goes "meow, meow". He pokes his rifle at the red head and she goes "woof, woof". He pokes his rifle at the blonde and she goes "potato, potato".

Q: How did the programmer escape from prison?

A: from%20prison

How did the nucleus escape from prison?

It escaped through a "cell wall".

How do you escape from a Jewish Cop?

You take the toll road.

Two guys are trying to escape from Soviet Russia.

The first guy looks over to the other and says : race you to the Finnish line!

Three women escape from prison....

A redhead, brunette & a blonde escape from prison and hide in a farmers' barn. Seeing no other cover, they decide to hide in three separate burlap sacks.

Before long, a deputy searches the barn and comes across the sacks.

He nudges the first sack, with the redhead in it, and she l...

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A pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To his amazement, a Genie came forth.

This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the stand...

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My ancestors knew exactly when to escape from Nazi Germany.

There were a LOT of red flags.

How do you escape from a closed cellar without the keys?

I don't know either, please help me.

My two British neighbours had their donkey escape from the barn, and are desperately looking for it.

They are assless chaps.

3 Prisoners planned to escape from a prison...

The first prisoner scaled over the prison wall, but made a loud crash when he landed on the other side.
A patrolling guard yelled out "WHO GOES THERE?".
The prisoner thinks quickly and makes a cat noise "MEOW!"
The guard calms down and thinks it just a stray cat.
The second prisoner foll...

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman escape from prison.

They have just finished climbing the wall when they hear police sirens so they decide to hide in the back of a nearby R.S.P.C.A van and each climbed into some old cloth sacks they find in there. Ten minuets later a police officer looks into the back of the van and sees the three filled sacks.
He ...

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If my ancestors hadn't managed to escape from Nazi Germany, I probably wouldn't exist.

They went to Argentina in 1945.

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