Once Upon A Time there was a International Poets Contest. All the poets from across the lands came to compete bringing there best original work to compete against their peers. For 40 days and nights they competed eliminating Poet after Poet.
On the 40th day they had narrowed it down to only 2 poets. Both poets read poems back to back for 12 hours, each poem as good as the last. After the 12th hour the judge’s became exhausted and realized that this may never end as both poets were equally amazing. They had to decide a winner and they ha...
[First date] Her: So what do you do?
Him: I’m working on eliminating all cancers.
Her: Wow! That’s impressive!
Him: Next, I’ll move on to Capricorns.
My doctor told me to start killing people
Well, his exact words were "you need to start eliminating the stress in your life".
Whatever, same thing.
A Man Finds a Lamp...
A man is on a walj when he comes across as lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out.
The genie tells the man he will grant him 3 wishes.
The man thinks long and hard and declares "I want to live a long and healthy life."
The genie immediately scans the man's body, eliminatin...
On my first date, she asked me what am I doing currently
Me : I am right now in the process of eliminating all cancers
Her : Wow thats great!
Me : yep, after cancer it will be virgo
Dan Schneider has finally admitted that the Washington Redskins have an offensive name and will be changing it.
From now on they will just be called the Redskins and eliminating all offensive references.