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When he met a genie, he wished to never have to excrete waste again.

His friend: "What? Why don't you wish for something better than that? There's so much you could do!"


Him: "I don't give a shit"

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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly,...

If you donโ€™t know what you excrete

Urine trouble

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A redneck and an annoying stranger are sitting next to each other on a 12 hour plane ride...

The stranger is pretty well dressed and, after a few drinks becomes very loud and disruptive. He starts boasting that hes the smartest man on the plane. After a few minutes of unsuccessfully trying to get people to engage with him, a stewardess tells the stranger he needs to be quiet and stop distur...

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An atheist and little girl were sitting next to each other on an aeroplane.

'Flight goes quicker when two aeroplane buddies chat to each other,' said the atheist to the little girl.

'What would I want to talk to you about?' replied the little girl.

'I dunno, maybe about how why there is no God.'

Now the girl believed in God and was also very smart indee...

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Three men go deer hunting...

Three men go deer hunting in the woods. After a long, successful day of hunting, they return to their campsite. The first man says he needs to take a dump. While leaving the campsite, the other two hunters decide to play a prank on him. They take a stick and gather some of the entrails of a deer the...

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