A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me ...
Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?
To minimize casual tees...
I've been learning keyboard shortcuts
I have decided to start learning and using keyboard shortcuts, they are really convenient and can actually save you quite a bit of time.
The Windows key + D will minimize everything and go to your desktop
Alt Tab will switch between applications
Alt Right wi...
I asked my dad, "why does the military use uniforms?"
He replied, " To minimize casual tees'
My dog can speak English.
My dog can speak English. When I ask him how his day was, he says "rough!" When I ask him what sandpaper feels like he says "rough!" When I ask him where my golf ball went he says "rough!" And when I ask him how aggressively he likes to play he says "I prefer to minimize the chance o...
Police baffed by grave robber
Local police were having a hard time catching a grave robber. He figured he would minimize his time in the graveyard by taking the whole corpse so he could take fillings out at his leisure. To hide the evidence he was adopting out the skeletons to worthy goths on Craig's List.
Turns out that ...
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A woman went to the doctor...
A woman went to the doctor with, from her perspective, a huge problem. She had always been ashamed of her private parts; her over-sized outer labias. They made her vagina look like an overweight camels mouth. One day, she couldn't take it anymore and went to the plastic surgeon to minimize them. ...