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A piece of string walks into a bar

the bartender takes one look at the string and says,

"we don't take your type around here. Get out of my bar!"

Dejected, the string leaves. After awhile he decides the bartender must have thought he wasn't tough enough. So, he ties himself in a knot, ruffles up his hair, and goes back ...

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I was alone

on a late train last night when a gorgeous cute girl got on and sat directly across from me. I couldn't help but notice her skirt had ridden up revealing her panties to me.



She showed no interest in hiding her charms, her face was expressionless and she exuded an aloof sexuality I co...

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A Girl Was Crying On the Beach

I heard this one years ago somewhere I've never seen it posted but my apologies if it was.

A man was walking along the beach he came across a woman crying on the beach who had no arms and no legs. As he walked up to her he asked why she was crying to which she replied ' Look at me I have no...

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