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I was alone

on a late train last night when a gorgeous cute girl got on and sat directly across from me. I couldn't help but notice her skirt had ridden up revealing her panties to me.

She showed no interest in hiding her charms, her face was expressionless and she exuded an aloof sexuality I co...

A piece of string walks into a bar

the bartender takes one look at the string and says,

"we don't take your type around here. Get out of my bar!"

Dejected, the string leaves. After awhile he decides the bartender must have thought he wasn't tough enough. So, he ties himself in a knot, ruffles up his hair, and goes back ...

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