Eau Jokes - 13 Hilarious Eau Jokes

How much does a eau de cologne cost?

$0.25 per fume

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They made a Hindenburg-scented perfume

It's called Eau De Humanitie

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My dog is so pretentious that...

...he only drinks Eau de Toilette.

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I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm going to call it "Eau de Humanity"

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The French Navy's motto translates as "To the water. It is time"

Or in the original French:

"A l'eau. C'est l'heure."

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I've just invented a perfume made from holy water.

Eau my God

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What do you call a French website hosting multiple chat rooms?

A *chat*eau.

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I was surprised when I heard about the flooding in Paris...

...normally, the water is l'eau.

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TIL that they're all crazy in France. There H20 ain't water!!!

For them H2O is Eau.

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Potato is spelt wrong.

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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I was told to drink a lot of Perrier

My fizzy eau therapist insists on it.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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The creation of a pussy, improved version.

Each man was a master-of-craft at his trade,

Now by God in his wisdom a task they'd been laid.

See them gathered together, by calling divine

to fashion a vulva of peerless design.

The first man, a butcher of eminent skill

took a hold of his bla...

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