I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.
I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.
I'm going to call it "Eau de Humanity"
The French Navy's motto translates as "To the water. It is time"
Or in the original French:
"A l'eau. C'est l'heure."
I've just invented a perfume made from holy water.
Eau my God
What do you call a French website hosting multiple chat rooms?
A *chat*eau.
I was surprised when I heard about the flooding in Paris...
...normally, the water is l'eau.
TIL that they're all crazy in France. There H20 ain't water!!!
For them H2O is Eau.
Potato is spelt wrong.
If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough If OUGH stands for O as in Dough If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour If TTE stands for T as in Gazette If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU
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I was told to drink a lot of Perrier
My fizzy eau therapist insists on it.
What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?
D'EAU!
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The creation of a pussy, improved version.
Each man was a master-of-craft at his trade,
Now by God in his wisdom a task they'd been laid.
See them gathered together, by calling divine
to fashion a vulva of peerless design.
The first man, a butcher of eminent skill
took a hold of his bla...
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