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My Girlfriend asked me to choose what was the best tasting sausage, a Lincolnshire sausage she bought at the shop or a German sausage she made from scratch

Hers was the wurst
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Rural Party

A man moves to Lincolnshire, and is lonely until he gets a visit from a local farmer. The farmer invites him to a party, but warns him:

"There will probably be a lot of heavy drinking."

The man agrees that a bit of booze is a good way to get to know people. The farmer then says:
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