What do you call an Islamic place of worship in Ecuador?

A "mosquito"

All my friends from Ecuador seem to be really healthy.

I guess the Quito diet is working for them.

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A 20 year old man visited his 100 year old grandmother

The 20 year old asked what was her secret to living so long.
His grandmother replied, "I will tell you if you do one thing for me, tell me how grains of sand on every beach in the entire world!"
The 20 year old planning to travel the world took this challenge and set off counting every grain ...

A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<...

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South American Stamps

So a lady goes to see her gyno because she's having a personal health issue. The doctor enters.
"Ma'am, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's been two weeks, doc..I keep finding stamps up my vagina!"
"...stamps?.."
"Yeah! From Costa Rica! Sometimes even Ecuador! I've never even been outsi...

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A woman goes to the gynecologist

'What is your complaint ma'am?' asked the doctor.
'Well, you see doctor, I've been getting postcards from Ecuador.' answered the woman. 'Why are you coming to me then, I am a gynecologist not a mailman?' The woman says 'That's the thing, I am getting them in my vagina.' With a puzzled look on hi...

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