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Ecuador Jokes

What do you call an Islamic place of worship in Ecuador?

A "mosquito"

All my friends from Ecuador seem to be really healthy.

I guess the Quito diet is working for them.

A blonde takes part in a game show

[Disclaimer: I don't know whether this counts as a joke, if not please tell me which subreddit would be suitable, 'cause it's actually a pretty fun "story"]

First question: how long did the Hundred Years War last?

a) 99 years

b) 116 years

c) 100 years

d) 150 years<...

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South American Stamps

So a lady goes to see her gyno because she's having a personal health issue. The doctor enters.
"Ma'am, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's been two weeks, doc..I keep finding stamps up my vagina!"
"...stamps?.."
"Yeah! From Costa Rica! Sometimes even Ecuador! I've never even been outsi...

A polar bear who lived in the North Pole for 30 years decided he had enough of the cold.

So he started his trek towards somewhere warmer.

He rode a fishing boat to Canada and tried his luck there, but it was still too cold.

So he tried his luck again in Florida, but it was too hot.

Finally, he went to Ecuador and tried his luck there, only to discover how warm it is...

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A woman goes to the gynecologist

'What is your complaint ma'am?' asked the doctor.
'Well, you see doctor, I've been getting postcards from Ecuador.' answered the woman. 'Why are you coming to me then, I am a gynecologist not a mailman?' The woman says 'That's the thing, I am getting them in my vagina.' With a puzzled look on hi...

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