Easter Eggs Jokes - 21 Hilarious Easter Eggs Jokes

Why do we color Easter eggs?

Because Jesus dyed for your sins.

Happy Easter!

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Chickens react to Easter Eggs

Some farmer's kids are painting eggs for Easter. One looks up and says, "Hey, how do you think the chickens would act around these?"

"I don't know," says the other. "Let's find out!"

They go into the chicken coop, steal the fresh eggs and replace them with the colorful eggs. The kids s...

Where does Quentin Tarantino hide his Easter eggs?

In his movies

Alt. Punchline, Inglorious Baskets. Hoppy Easter yall!

Did you hear about the old couple that passed away decorating Easter eggs?

They dyed happily.

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My mom's favorite Easter joke: Why does the Easter bunny hide Easter eggs?

Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's fucking a chicken.

My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs

Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the city one day

On the way home, he rang his son to make sure he had all the groceries they needed at home. He told him all they needed was some coffee, so Arnold went in to his local store to get some.

On the way to the checkout tills, he passed all the Easter eggs the store had, and it brought back memorie...

They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them

I prefer mine poached!

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And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross

Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, i'll be back on Monday.

There are three advantages alzheimer's...

1. You can hide your own easter eggs.

2. You get to meet new people everyday.

3. You can hide your own easter eggs.

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It's Easter Sunday morning...

... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees a...

Master List for Easter Dad Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days.

What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate one!

Why did the Easter egg hide? He ...

What’s the best part about having Alzheimer’s disease?

You can hide your own Easter eggs.

One good thing about getting old and losing memory.

I can hide my own Easter eggs.

End childhood obesity...

Eat your kids’ Easter eggs

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And it was at this time during the darkest days of Christianity that as he was nailed to the cross and raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body he looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath said unto them...

"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs I'll be back on Monday."

There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer

1. You can make new friends every day.
2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself.
3. You can make new friends every day.

Why is Greek Easter always a Week after Normal Easter?

Because the Easter eggs are always on special

Doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news…"

The bad news is that you have Alzheimer's.

The good news is now you can hide your own Easter eggs!

Easter Kids' Joke

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

(In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose"

-Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

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