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Blood Of Christ Jokes

If red wine is the blood of Christ...

I'm never having white wine again.

A conquistador was talking to a native about the superiority of his civilization.

"Unlike you savages we do not partake in cannibalism or human sacrifice. Now eat your body and blood of Christ or we'll burn you at the stake!"

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A priest and a rabbi agree to a silent debate

the priest holds up 3 fingers, the rabbi holds up one. The priest points all around him the rabbi points at the ground. the priest pulls out bread and wine the rabbi pulls out an apple. When the priest gets back to his church his fellow priests ask him how did the debate go the priest answers "I don...

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The Pope wakes up one day and decides he doesn't want any Jews in Rome

The Pope calls the Rabbi for Rome and informs him of his decision. The Rabbi protests and says "Wait, that's it, we're not even gonna talk about this?" So the Pope asks what he wants to do and the Rabbi says that he wants to have a debate the following week. The Pope agrees and they part ways.
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