Cause I wanna spread you. Whatever means necessary.
A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonn...
I am 100% behind Christianity and Biblical study being a part of the American education system
This way, we will have a steady production of atheists.
Kerala was the first indian state where Hindus got converted to Christianity
Saint Thomas, who was one of the disciples of Jesus Christ visited Kerala in 52 AD.
How did St Thomas convert Keralites to Christianity ?
St Thomas said, "Jesus healed the sick ". People didn't believe .
He said, "Jesus died for you". People said "Oh pl...
To counter the Islamist movement, we need to inject more christianity into our children.
No, father, not THAT way.
A Buddhist converted to Christianity
To get with his new girlfriend, a Buddhist quit his religion and converted to Christianity. As they were cleaning up his old apartment,the girlfriend stumbled upon his old notebooks containing all the wisdom he had learned from his old teacher.
"Babe, what's this?" She asked.
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Two Jews walk past a sign outside a church
“Convert to Christianity now, get $100!”
Micha can’t resist such easy money, and enters the church, while Ben decides to wait outside.
After a while, Micha returns, and Ben asks:
“Well? Did you get the 100 dollars?”
Micha scoffs, and says:
“Money! That’s all you ...
[Religion] [Racist]What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
Why did the Romans nailing Jesus to a cross lead to Christianity being the world's most believed religeon?
They made him hole-y
How many priestesses are there in Christianity?
There are nun.
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
Yea that's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
After 62 years of being devoted to Judaism, Abraham converts to Christianity
Distraught over this unexpected development, his life-long friend Moshe sends him a message.
Moshe: "Abraham, you schmuck! How could you abandon your faith?"
Abraham: "New Testament, who dis?"
An old Jewish mother complains to her friend, "My son Joey converted to Christianity."
Her friend says, "My God, my Eddy also converted! What can we do about it?"
The first woman responds, "The only thing we can do is pray."
So, the two of them head to the synagogue, where they sit down with prayer books and pour out their hearts to the Almighty. After a ...
An orthodox Jewish man is distraught because his son has converted to Christianity
He goes to temple to pray.
"Lord, what have I done wrong? I lived a righteous life, studying the Torah and doing everything you asked. But now my son has told me he wants to be a Christian! What should I do?"
After a moment of silence, a big booming voice calls out
"You think y...