64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire
christians: i can’t believe this
Damn girl, is your name Christianity?
Cause I wanna spread you. Whatever means necessary.
I am 100% behind Christianity and Biblical study being a part of the American education system
This way, we will have a steady production of atheists.
Kerala was the first indian state where Hindus got converted to Christianity
Saint Thomas, who was one of the disciples of Jesus Christ visited Kerala in 52 AD.
How did St Thomas convert Keralites to Christianity ?
St Thomas said, "Jesus healed the sick ". People didn't believe .
He said, "Jesus died for you". People said "Oh pl...
A Buddhist converted to Christianity
To get with his new girlfriend, a Buddhist quit his religion and converted to Christianity. As they were cleaning up his old apartment,the girlfriend stumbled upon his old notebooks containing all the wisdom he had learned from his old teacher.
"Babe, what's this?" She asked.
A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonn...
To counter the Islamist movement, we need to inject more christianity into our children.
No, father, not THAT way.
A man sends his son to Israel
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip. The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the ...
[Religion] [Racist]What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
Why did the Romans nailing Jesus to a cross lead to Christianity being the world's most believed religeon?
They made him hole-y
Three nuns die and go to heaven
When they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter says to them that heaven is too full at the moment and needs expanding. While they wait to get in, for all their good work St. Peter let’s them spend one day on earth as a person of their own choice.
The first nun picks mother Theresa because of th...
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Three Jews who had recently converted to Christianity were having a drink together in a posh restaurant. They started talking about the reasons for their conversions.
“I converted out of love,” said the first. “Not for Christianity, but for a Christian girl. As you both know, my wife insisted...
A Mullah, a Priest, and a Rabbi go camping ...
A Mullah, a Priest, and a Rabbi go camping. While they're setting up their tents, they see a grizzly bear prowling in the distance. The Mullah says, "I'm going to convert him to Islam." and walks off towards the bear. After 15 minutes, he comes back and says "I read to him from the Koran. Nothing...
The 7 Dwarfs are having their after work drink
And in walks the Pope for a nightly glass of wine. Dopey walks up to the Pope and tugs on his robes...the Pope looks down at Dopey and asks what he wants. Dopey says...Mr. Pope Sir, can I ask you a question? The Pope says yes...so Dopey asks if there are any small sized Nuns in the Vatican? And the ...
How many priestesses are there in Christianity?
There are nun.
Sad Old Man
There once was an old man. During his life, he had started his own tech company, married a beautiful woman and had two children who moved on to be successful mechanical engineers. He also vehemently argued against Christianity, Buddhism and Islam and proclaimed that the only reasonable religious vie...
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
Yea that's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
An old Jewish mother complains to her friend, "My son Joey converted to Christianity."
Her friend says, "My God, my Eddy also converted! What can we do about it?"
The first woman responds, "The only thing we can do is pray."
So, the two of them head to the synagogue, where they sit down with prayer books and pour out their hearts to the Almighty. After a ...
After 62 years of being devoted to Judaism, Abraham converts to Christianity
Distraught over this unexpected development, his life-long friend Moshe sends him a message.
Moshe: "Abraham, you schmuck! How could you abandon your faith?"
Abraham: "New Testament, who dis?"
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Two Jews walk past a sign outside a church
“Convert to Christianity now, get $100!”
Micha can’t resist such easy money, and enters the church, while Ben decides to wait outside.
After a while, Micha returns, and Ben asks:
“Well? Did you get the 100 dollars?”
Micha scoffs, and says:
“Money! That’s all you ...