It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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Isaac is a Jewish man, however he recently found out his son converted to Christianity. This is no good, for Isaac is a proud, devout Jew. This shouldn’t happen to a proud Jew like he.
So Isaac visits his friend Abel and says ‘Abel, Abel, my son has become a Christian, what am I going to do?’ ‘Funny you should say that’ says Abel, ‘My son has also become a Christian, this should not happen to a proud, devout Jew like I. So they talk with each other and say ‘we’ll talk to the Ra...
I'm an atheist, but I plan on converting to Christianity on my deathbed.
I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to end up in hell with the Evangelicals.
A Jewish man goes to his rabbi for help
"Rabbi, what should I do?" he asks. "My son just converted to Christianity."
"I'm not sure," the rabbi replied. "Let me ask God. Come back tomorrow."
The man goes back the next day. "Sorry," the rabbi said. "God told me He has the same problem."
A Protestant missionary is in India trying to convert Hindus to Christianity
He teaches a Hindu man about Christianity and gives him a Bible.
He comes back a week later and sees a picture of the pope among all the other gods at the man's house.
"Why do you have a picture of the pope there?"
"Isn't he the reincarnation of Jesus?"
The missionary tol...
A Jewish man's son comes home and says he's converted to Christianity
He's shocked and goes to his friends house only to find out that his son has also converted to Christianity. They get worried and go to their rabbi. To their amazement he turns around and says his son also converted to Christianity. They are all scared now so turn to god. God comes down and listens ...
A Jewish man was at home
A Jewish man was at home when his son came home and told him:
“Guess what dad, I just converted to Christianity!”
The man, confused about his son’s sudden decision, goes to his friend’s house and explains to him what happened. He replies:
“You won’t believe what happened. My son...
To counter the Islamist movement, we need to inject more christianity into our children.
No, father, not THAT way.
64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire
christians: i can’t believe this
A Jewish son tells his father he is moving out.
The son returns a year later and tells his father that he has converted to Christianity. The father is upset and calls his friend who is also Jewish. “You won’t believe this, my son David moved out for a year and came back and told me he converted to Christianity.” His friend says, “you won’t believ...
I am 100% behind Christianity and Biblical study being a part of the American education system
This way, we will have a steady production of atheists.
A Buddhist converted to Christianity
To get with his new girlfriend, a Buddhist quit his religion and converted to Christianity. As they were cleaning up his old apartment,the girlfriend stumbled upon his old notebooks containing all the wisdom he had learned from his old teacher.
"Babe, what's this?" She asked.
Damn girl, is your name Christianity?
Cause I wanna spread you. Whatever means necessary.
Why did the Romans nailing Jesus to a cross lead to Christianity being the world's most believed religeon?
They made him hole-y
How many priestesses are there in Christianity?
There are nun.
[Religion] [Racist]What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
Yea that's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
Kerala was the first indian state where Hindus got converted to Christianity
Saint Thomas, who was one of the disciples of Jesus Christ visited Kerala in 52 AD.
How did St Thomas convert Keralites to Christianity ?
St Thomas said, "Jesus healed the sick ". People didn't believe .
He said, "Jesus died for you". People said "Oh pl...
A 90 year old Holocaust survivor told me this joke.
Two Jewish guys are walking wehn one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says ‟Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100.” The one says to the other, ‟should we do it??” The other says ‟NO!! Are you crazy?” The first guy replies ‟Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I am gon...
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Two Jewish guys are chatting in a park...
And the first one is complaining about his son. He says, “My son recently left home for the first time. He came back, and it turns out he converted to Christianity! What do you think I should do?”
The second Jewish guy says, “You’re not gonna believe this. My son left home and when he came ba...