It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Who was responsible for Christianity really taking off?
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Isaac is a Jewish man, however he recently found out his son converted to Christianity. This is no good, for Isaac is a proud, devout Jew. This shouldn’t happen to a proud Jew like he.
So Isaac visits his friend Abel and says ‘Abel, Abel, my son has become a Christian, what am I going to do?’ ‘Funny you should say that’ says Abel, ‘My son has also become a Christian, this should not happen to a proud, devout Jew like I. So they talk with each other and say ‘we’ll talk to the Ra...
A Jewish man's son decides he is going to convert to Christianity....
The father is quite distressed about this, and decides to ask a Jewish friend of his for advice."It's funny you should come to me," his friend says, "because my son did the same thing, not even a month after moving out on his own. I was probably more upset than you seem to be, but I eventually reali...
A Jewish man's son comes home and says he's converted to Christianity
He's shocked and goes to his friends house only to find out that his son has also converted to Christianity. They get worried and go to their rabbi. To their amazement he turns around and says his son also converted to Christianity. They are all scared now so turn to god. God comes down and listens ...
I'm an atheist, but I plan on converting to Christianity on my deathbed.
I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to end up in hell with the Evangelicals.
What did the missionaries give the cannibals?
Their first taste of Christianity.
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Two Jews, Ezra and Levi, have been bullied all their lives for being Jewish, and they want to convert to Christianity.
One day when Ezra and Levi are walking down the street, they walk past a church that says, "Convert to Christianity for only ten dollars!"
Ezra turns his pockets inside out, but does not find any money. Levi does the same, and finds a 20-dollar bill. "Here's what we'll do," he says. "I'll go ...
A Protestant missionary is in India trying to convert Hindus to Christianity
He teaches a Hindu man about Christianity and gives him a Bible.
He comes back a week later and sees a picture of the pope among all the other gods at the man's house.
"Why do you have a picture of the pope there?"
"Isn't he the reincarnation of Jesus?"
The missionary tol...
To counter the Islamist movement, we need to inject more christianity into our children.
No, father, not THAT way.
A Buddhist converted to Christianity
To get with his new girlfriend, a Buddhist quit his religion and converted to Christianity. As they were cleaning up his old apartment,the girlfriend stumbled upon his old notebooks containing all the wisdom he had learned from his old teacher.
"Babe, what's this?" She asked.
64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire
christians: i can’t believe this
Why did the Romans nailing Jesus to a cross lead to Christianity being the world's most believed religeon?
They made him hole-y
I am 100% behind Christianity and Biblical study being a part of the American education system
This way, we will have a steady production of atheists.
Damn girl, is your name Christianity?
Cause I wanna spread you. Whatever means necessary.
A Jewish man goes to his rabbi for help
"Rabbi, what should I do?" he asks. "My son just converted to Christianity."
"I'm not sure," the rabbi replied. "Let me ask God. Come back tomorrow."
The man goes back the next day. "Sorry," the rabbi said. "God told me He has the same problem."
How many priestesses are there in Christianity?
There are nun.
Kerala was the first indian state where Hindus got converted to Christianity
Saint Thomas, who was one of the disciples of Jesus Christ visited Kerala in 52 AD.
How did St Thomas convert Keralites to Christianity ?
St Thomas said, "Jesus healed the sick ". People didn't believe .
He said, "Jesus died for you". People said "Oh pl...
A Jewish man was at home
A Jewish man was at home when his son came home and told him:
“Guess what dad, I just converted to Christianity!”
The man, confused about his son’s sudden decision, goes to his friend’s house and explains to him what happened. He replies:
“You won’t believe what happened. My son...