It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I noticed something about Christianity…
It’s literally pray to win
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What do Mexican porn and Christianity have in common?
They both have Jesus coming
My friend is from another culture, and he’ll ask me questions about Christianity
Like this one time, he was confused about the story of the birth of Jesus.
“Why was the mob involved?
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“Says right here, that there were three wise guys there.”
(Edited thanks to u/soveranol for the better joke)
what do you get when you cross a Jewish person ?
Two Jewish guys are walking.....
when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it??" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in...
I'm an atheist, but I plan on converting to Christianity on my deathbed.
I figure better safe than sorry. I don't want to end up in hell with the Evangelicals.
Who was responsible for Christianity really taking off?
A Jewish man's son decides he is going to convert to Christianity....
The father is quite distressed about this, and decides to ask a Jewish friend of his for advice."It's funny you should come to me," his friend says, "because my son did the same thing, not even a month after moving out on his own. I was probably more upset than you seem to be, but I eventually reali...
A Protestant missionary is in India trying to convert Hindus to Christianity
He teaches a Hindu man about Christianity and gives him a Bible.
He comes back a week later and sees a picture of the pope among all the other gods at the man's house.
"Why do you have a picture of the pope there?"
"Isn't he the reincarnation of Jesus?"
The missionary tol...
A Jewish man's son comes home and says he's converted to Christianity
He's shocked and goes to his friends house only to find out that his son has also converted to Christianity. They get worried and go to their rabbi. To their amazement he turns around and says his son also converted to Christianity. They are all scared now so turn to god. God comes down and listens ...
I am 100% behind Christianity and Biblical study being a part of the American education system
This way, we will have a steady production of atheists.
A Buddhist converted to Christianity
To get with his new girlfriend, a Buddhist quit his religion and converted to Christianity. As they were cleaning up his old apartment,the girlfriend stumbled upon his old notebooks containing all the wisdom he had learned from his old teacher.
"Babe, what's this?" She asked.
64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire
christians: i can’t believe this
How many priestesses are there in Christianity?
There are nun.
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[NSFW] How are radical Christianity and Islam similar?
They both fuck kids.
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
Yea that's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
Damn girl, is your name Christianity?
Cause I wanna spread you. Whatever means necessary.
Just got out of a relationship where He said that if I don’t love him my life will be miserable and I will suffer forever.
That’s why I’m converting out of Christianity.
Kerala was the first indian state where Hindus got converted to Christianity
Saint Thomas, who was one of the disciples of Jesus Christ visited Kerala in 52 AD.
How did St Thomas convert Keralites to Christianity ?
St Thomas said, "Jesus healed the sick ". People didn't believe .
He said, "Jesus died for you". People said "Oh pl...