3/15 is The Ides of March. Do you know what time it officially starts?
“At two”
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If ya love Shakespeare then ya love a groaner. Enjoy!
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For the Ides of March...
Caesar walks into a bar, and tells the bartender "I'll have a martinus."
The bartender says "Don't you mean a martini, sire?"
Caesar scowls, and says "If I wanted a double I would have said so!"
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I have no ides what's Nihilism
It means nothing to me
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Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact...
Eat two, Brute.
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With the ides of March around the corner
Remember to stab your salad 23 times
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The assassination of Julius Caesar
Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March, but he wasn't expecting the attack until August 2. His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion:
"8/2, Brute..."
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Someone should create a programming lànguage called 'March'...
...just so we could have IDEs for it.
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Beware the SATA of March
Much faster than the IDEs
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