Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact...

Eat two, Brute.

I have no ides what's Nihilism

It means nothing to me

For the Ides of March...

Caesar walks into a bar, and tells the bartender "I'll have a martinus."

The bartender says "Don't you mean a martini, sire?"

Caesar scowls, and says "If I wanted a double I would have said so!"

With the ides of March around the corner

Remember to stab your salad 23 times

Abortion is like a double edged sword for me

I like the ides of killing babies but I don't like the idea of giving women a choice

The assassination of Julius Caesar

Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March, but he wasn't expecting the attack until August 2. His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion:

"8/2, Brute..."

Beware the SATA of March

Much faster than the IDEs

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Deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no legs no eyes and no dick?

Still no fucking ides

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