3/15 is The Ides of March. Do you know what time it officially starts?
“At two”
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If ya love Shakespeare then ya love a groaner. Enjoy!
Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact...
Eat two, Brute.
For the Ides of March...
Caesar walks into a bar, and tells the bartender "I'll have a martinus."
The bartender says "Don't you mean a martini, sire?"
Caesar scowls, and says "If I wanted a double I would have said so!"
I have no ides what's Nihilism
It means nothing to me
For dinner tonight, don’t forget to stab your Caesar salad 23 times.
Today is the Ides of March.
The assassination of Julius Caesar
Caesar was famously killed on the Ides of March, but he wasn't expecting the attack until August 2. His final words embodied his dismay over the scheduling confusion:
"8/2, Brute..."
Someone should create a programming lànguage called 'March'...
...just so we could have IDEs for it.
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