Earth's Jokes - 16 Hilarious Earth's Jokes

The Earth's surface is 70% water.

That water is uncarbonated. Therefore, the Earth is flat.

What is Earth's favorite pastime?

Making fun of other planets for having no life.

Why is it always a surprise when a meteor enters Earth's atmosphere?

Because they appear out of thin air.

Use any units you'd like (actually happened in a class of mine)

Professor: Anyone want to guess the Earth's magnetic field strength? Use any units you'd like.

Student: *raises hand*

Professor: Yes?

Student: 1 Earth

Did you hear about the guy who owned the Earth's supply of herbs?

He had all the thyme in the world

We should send all of Earth's politicians to colonize Mars.

All that hot air would make it habitible quickly!

How do I feel about the earth's rotation?

It makes my day!

Nasa was experimenting with different animals in space.

Monkeys were an obvious choice, but they had no patience. Mice chewed all the cables, dogs were too stupid and chickens were always scared. It seemed the only animal that could cope with the intense stress of space travel was a chilled out alley cat.

After a few months of testing and training...

The earth's not flat, it's a mobius strip and no one can disagree

Because after all, we're all on the same side.

What is earth's favorite genre of music?

Metalcore

What's the difference between a pork chop and a small rock entering Earth's atmosphere from space?

One's meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere...

I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!

The cool thing about being alive at this point in earth's history is...

that you might get to see how it ends.

Three people die and appear before Buddha

Stunned by the divine presence before them, they lower their heads.

-Raise your heads. You were humble in life and your deeds were praiseworthy. You have earned the right to a reincarnation of your choice. You have much to accomplish yet though.

One of the people takes a step forward a...

If you laid everyone along Earth's equator...

About half of them would be pregnant.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"If you could push a button and would receive $100 million, but you would whipe out 50% of the earth's human population (without anyone knowing it was you), would you push that button?"

A friend of ours: "I vould push it three times".

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.