Why are solar panels so trustworthy?

They don't work in the shadows.

I think Saturn's name is the best in our solar system

It has a nice ring to it

Interesting fact: the sun makes up 99.86% of the solar system's mass!

The rest is your mama

Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?

They checked the reviews... but we only had one star

Did you read the Alien's review of our solar system?

"Nothing special... one star."

“Hey dad, can you tell me what happens during a solar eclipse?”

Dad: “No son.”

August 20, 2020: Scientists have discovered a "mystery object" in space. The object is equal to 2.6 solar masses.

March 1, 2021: (Update) Scientists have determined that the “mystery object” is made up of unmatched socks.

A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.

‘What kind of music are you into?’ asks the dam.
‘I’m into trance’, replies the solar panel.
‘Ooh, too intense for me’, dam says, ‘I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.’
‘What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?’
‘Me?’ He replies, ‘I’m a huge met...

How does the solar system organize a party?

**They planet!**

Is it a solar or lunar eclipse where the sun passes in front of the moon?

Neither. That would be the apoca-clipse.

Why didn't the astronaut go on holiday to the binary solar system?

It was two sunny.

What do you call a solar powered keyboard?

A photosynthesiser

CEO of Tesla invented solar-energy gathering grass!

I love the stuff, I filled my entire yard with it. My only complaint is the weird smell. Has a real e-lawn musk to it.

My neighbor told me he was getting solar panels.

Well, he's got my respect. What a power move.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they've looked up our solar system...

and it has a 1-star rating.

An Alien visited the Solar system and ate Jupiter. When asked how it was the Alien replied simply:

"Gastronomical."

Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after a god,

Except earth, which is named after all that stuff on the ground.

Why are most solar systems bad business partners?

Most are rated one star and even the best only have three.

I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago

he didn’t explain why he gave it a one star tho

There’s a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you

Second place is just a constellation prize

A solar panel asked the wind turbine what is his favorite type of music.

He said I'm a big metal fan

Solar radiation has turned the American flags on the moon pure white...

...so now it looks like France landed there.

A boy asks his dad to explain the solar eclipse,

His father replies,

‘No son’.

What is the best college to apply to learn about solar radiation?

U.V. Ray

On day four of Creation, God was busy putting up all the celestial bodies.

He made the fertile Earth, and its moon, and went around conjuring up all the different planets of the solar system. He made Saturn and looked upon it. As he examined it, he was taken aback. He realized that it was very, very good.

He decided he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

What's the difference between cellular mitochondria and a home's rooftop solar array?

One is the powerhouse of the cell. The other is the power cell of the house.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

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What would be the first thing communists do if they ruled the solar system?

Rename Uranus to Ouranus

What's the difference between solar energy and nuclear energy?

What's the difference between solar energy and nuclear energy?

The distance

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If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet,

Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

I have a solar fetish.

It makes me hot.

All my friends keep going on and on about the benefits of solar energy, but honestly.....

I’m more of a fan of wind.

Ganymede left Jupiter and flew out of the solar system last week

I saw it today in the orbituaries.

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Saturn and Neptune are the butt cheeks of the solar system

Uranus is between them

A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...

The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse.

It truly is a site for sore eyes.

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I don't think they do that.

Background: My friend is having issues with his solar power generation system in his house.

Friend: "I wish these solar guys would come and fix my shit!"
Me: "I don't think they will."
Friend: "why?"
Me: "solar doesn't work where the sun don't shine. "

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Best/worst pick up line

You know there are 8 planets in the solar system but soon there’ll be only 7 after I destroy Uranus

The Nasa Parker Solar probe will be 4 million miles away from the sun

Due to the high temperatures it will have to operate at night.

A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm...

Windmill "Awesome weather we are having!"
Solar panel "I am not a fan."
Added thanks to /r/ChiisaiMurasaki: The nuclear powerplant overhears them feels left out, so he has a meltdown. What an over reactor!

How does our solar system keep its pants up?

With an asteriod belt.

Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night’s debate...

The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!

Earth went around the solar system asking the other planets for a stick of gum.

They all refused, but Earth still got one; Pluto shares its Orbit.

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Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet? (Please read post)

Because this god damn joke is reposted every fucking hour.

I think our solar system is highly underrated ...

... Seriously, just one star? Duh.

With the far right prescribing UV and sunlight for medical cures

They have finally seen the benefits of solar power.

You can look at the solar eclipse directly

Once with your left eye, once with your right eye

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That solar eclipse was so dark...

The LAPD beat the shit out of it for being on the wrong side of town.

I locked my car doors when it passed by.

It had its own hashtag for mattering.

Okay r/jokes, take it from here. That solar eclipse was so dark...

Why don't we have any alien visitors in our solar system?

I googled it and found the reason...

It's rated only '1 star' out there.

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My boyfriend asked me how many planets are in our solar system.

And I said. "Eight"
And he said, "Nope, only 7, after I destroy Uranus tonight."

Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...

Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?

I've invented a solar-powered still!

It turns sunshine into moonshine.

Credit: Quirk.

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A woman visited an Amazonian tribe on a research trip...

She spent several days taking notes on the lifestyle and habits of the tribe and interviewing their ruler, King Paolo, via an interpreter. As the tribe's land was near several rich gold mines, the king and his people were extremely wealthy.

During the woman's time with him, the king fell hop...

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NASA sent a probe to all of the planets in our solar system, but quit after Uranus

They found it to be a shithole.

Babe, you can call me Solar Radiation.

Because I'm about to get caught up in your ozone.

I'm really worried about the upcoming solar eclipse.

Because I've always heard that once you go black, you never go back.

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The solar eclipse is like my sex life

it will be dark, hurt your eyes and only last 2 minutes!

I really wish someone would have told me how long this solar eclipse was going to take.

Don't get me wrong, I had been enjoying watching it, but had I know it would still be going on for this long, I would have bought a pair of those fancy NASA glasses.

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Donald Trump watched the solar eclipse from the White House

President Trump was at the White House when one of his Secret Service agents spoke up.

"Mr President, the eclipse is about to happen. If you wear these glasses and look into the sky, you should see it shortly."

Donald Trump, not one for unsolicited advice, declines the glasses but none...

You can use a cereal box to see the solar eclipse,

But can they see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind...

...and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.

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What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse?

"OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there...
Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."

Every solar eclipse, children are often reported missing...

Because the parents cannot find their sun.

What do people who make memes and solar eclipses over the US have in common?

It takes them both 38 years to go all the way.

I am surprised Trump wanted to look at the solar eclipse today...

Because if he went blind all he would see is black

We need to start investing more in solar energy

But it's not just going to happen overnight

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A scientist walks into a doctor's office to inquire about his fever.

The doctor asks the scientist to lay down and drop his pants, which the scientist does without question.

The doctor asks about the scientists field of work to which he replies "astronomy my dear boy". The doctor was overjoyed at this response as space had always interested him.


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