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Earth Day Jokes

Why did Earth Day not affect /r/jokes?

Because everything is already 100% recycled.

What does Earth get on Earth day ?

A birthday quake !

Earth Day

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "So what are you doing to celebrate Earth Day?" the bartender asks. "Oh, already done," the guy replies. "I sent all my work related e-mails to my recycling bin."

Earth day joke: is the planet round or flat?

Neither, it is screwed.

This Earth Day I decided I would become more environmentally concious

So I'm starting to recycle jokes

Got arrested by cops for celebrating earth day and switching off all plugs

Shouldn't have done it in a hospital i guess

I wanted to throw an earth day party...

But I forgot to planet

In honor of those who have forgotten 4/20

Fret not, cause today is 420 too! Happy earth day

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