My friend said nobody likes using space heaters.

I thought, that's such a blanket statement.

My girlfriend this morning: "Men were made to be heaters. Warm me up"

"Why do you think man discovered fire? So we can get out of these responsibilities"

I like jokes about airconditioners, but jokes about heaters?

Not cool.

God calls Satan.

"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."

"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."

"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."

"Y...

Want to know why I like space heaters?

"They make great housewarming gifts"

I hired a plumber to install on-demand water heaters in my house

It was a tankless job

Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters?

It's a tankless job!

Ole and Sven go to Hell

Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell.

Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ...

How did NASA decide to keep the ships warm on board?

Space heaters

A redditor come back home

A redditor come back home just to find all of his heaters are gone but doesn't know who took them

Why is outer space so cold?

All the space heaters are on earth!

How do churches make holy water?

Turn their water heaters up so high they boil the hell out of it

Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar...

"Heaters," the bartender cries in frustration, "I told him to send me heaters!"

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