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Heaters Jokes

God calls Satan.

"Hey, I think we misplaced an engineer and he ended up in Hell."

"Yeah, Carl. Been doing a wonderful job. We finally got an AC system up and running and the heaters are fixed. He even designed an auto-poker for the pitchfork teams."

"Send him back here, he belongs in Heaven."

"Y...

I install water heaters for a living, but I'm thinking of retiring....

It's become a tankless job....

I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall.

It’s a tankless job.

My friend said nobody likes using space heaters.

I thought, that's such a blanket statement.

I like jokes about airconditioners, but jokes about heaters?

Not cool.

Want to know why I like space heaters?

"They make great housewarming gifts"

My girlfriend this morning: "Men were made to be heaters. Warm me up"

"Why do you think man discovered fire? So we can get out of these responsibilities"

Why is space so cold?

Because we have all the space heaters down here.

How did NASA decide to keep the ships warm on board?

Space heaters

A redditor come back home

A redditor come back home just to find all of his heaters are gone but doesn't know who took them

Tiger, Lance and Tom walk into a cold bar...

"Heaters," the bartender cries in frustration, "I told him to send me heaters!"

How do churches make holy water?

Turn their water heaters up so high they boil the hell out of it

Ole and Sven go to Hell

Ole and Sven, ignoring the -60 degree windchill warnings, froze to death while ice fishing in northern Minnesota and descend to Hell.

Coming to check on his new arrivals from up North, Satan is surprised to find Ole and Sven enjoying themselves, finally removing coats and hats that they've ...

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Three homeless guys are looking for a place to sleep for the night

(It's a long one but bear with it).

The first guy comes across a dumpster in an alleyway, he decides it's too cold to keep looking and climbs inside.

The second guy walks to the end of the alleyway and finds an abandoned car, he gets to work on picking the lock as he decides that's whe...

Deep in the arctic, a fortress sits. This is Legion Prison, where all Supervillains are jailed.

And the Warden is having a very difficult time. In the beginning, it wasn’t so hard. A handful of villains can’t get up to too much trouble without their tools and weapon.

But as the prison filled up, things began to get more difficult.

MechaSlayer kept trying to fight Robo-Con.
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