My wife started a program to support whistle blowers by knitting them sweaters.

She calls the program Snitches get Stitches

I guess half of America are whistle-blowers this morning

Cause we're all Snowden

Did you hear the one about the whistle-blower for the Church of Scientology?

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Nobody did. He was swiftly killed and any evidence surrounding his existence was erased from history and censored from the internet.

Why does Trump want his Whistle Blower to testify?

Clinton’s whistle blower got to testify.

A professional glass blower

A professional glass blower was training up a new team. They kept giving him the poorest quality silicates which resulted in some very cloudy pieces. So he got them all together and said, "I just need to make something perfectly clear".

leaf blowers are dangerous in battle

i hear they’re leaf-al

My leaf blower doesn’t work

It just sucks!

Why couldn't the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was Snowden

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While everyone is arguing over whether it's called a snow blower or a snow thrower, I invented a way to turn a dishwasher into snow removal device.

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I bought my wife a snow shovel.

I got fired from my job of making leaf blowers...

because they all sucked.

Why did the snow man pull down his pants?

Because he heard the snow blower coming.

Why was the glass-blower forced to retire?

He sucked...

Leafblowers are dangerous

Be careful! If you point a leaf blower upwards, it blows up.

Just turned my dish washer into a snow blower!

I gave my wife a shovel

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas?

He was Snowden.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?

Give the bitch a shovel.

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What do you call an Eskimo prostitute?

A snow blower

What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard

Edward Snowed-in

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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NSFW What do you call a Scandinavian prostitute that only gives blowjobs?

A Leif blower

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Eskimo prostitutes.

Are they considered snow blowers?

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What do you call a Canadian Prostitute who specializes in blow jobs?

A Leaf Blower

Why did the snowman smile?

He heard that the snow-blower was in town.

A man dies ...

A man dies. When he arrives at the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter is welcoming him. The saint started to walk him throug heavens, where he could eat, sleep, and all the other pleasures heaven has to offer. At one point, they reached a room full of clocks. Most of them were moving, but all on a differe...

If a teacup holds tea and a coffee cup holds coffee then what does a peecup hold?

Three Mexicans, a lawn mower, two leaf blowers and a half dozen rakes will fit in a peecup (pickup with Spanish accent).

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A prostitute propositions a snowman, "I can be gentle or dominant. I can be anything you want me to be."

The snowman hands her $20 and says, "Be a snow blower."

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Farmer Bill and Farmer Joe

Farmer Bill and Farmer Joe were sitting in a bar, drinking and joking around, the conversation soon falls silent.
"Ya know what Joe?" Says Bill "I aint had enough education, tomorrow im going to night school!"
"Good idea Bill," says Joe "Tell me how it goes!"

The next day Bill visits ...

The memo

An older man hires a guy every fall and his only job is to use my leaf blower and get the leaves out my yard.

He only pays in checks though. Just so he may write "thanks for the blow" on the memo line.

My mom comes up to me and says "I'm can do a magic trick"

I go, "Really? What's you magic trick?"

and my mom says she can turn a dishwasher into a snow blower.

"I can't wait to see this!" I said

So she hands me a shovel.

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