My landlord called and said he wanted to come talk to me about the high air conditioning bill.

I said sure, my door is always open.

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Strippers don’t have air conditioning in their homes.

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If the air conditioning in your car dies, all you need is some WD-40.

Windows Down - 40mph

My dad thought OnlyFans was a webstore that just sold air conditioning units.

I suppose you can still find something on there to spin around and blow you.

I had to scold my employee for leaving the air conditioning on for the night

We had a very heated argument.

I told my girlfriend last week to get her air conditioning fixed and to stop walking around the house naked for all the neighbors to see. I came over today and nothing has changed

Except now she’s got only fans

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked...

I'm a big fan of air conditioning

Especially if the air is trying to be rebellious.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning

That wasn't cool

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're assigned to hell."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ... and the e...

I have a question for only fans users

Why don’t you get air conditioning instead

My air conditioning system is very simple to operate

It's a breeze.

Why do they have air conditioning in paralysis hospitals?

To keep the vegetables fresh

I heard that Pavlov had very attractive hair.

Must've been from all that conditioning.

Why did Pavlov's thermostat have a bell?

for Air Conditioning

My uncle in Washington started an Air Conditioning business.

it's called ac/dc

Why do hospitals have air conditioning that makes it so cold?

It's because vegetables last longer when kept chilled.

[Dad Joke] I don't trust our air conditioning system.

It seems forced.

A football player was late to conditioning practice

His coach asked "Why are you late?"

The player replies "I was shampooing. I always shampoo before conditioning."

Scientists use both positive and negative conditioning to teach cats to speak.

In a group of cats, a tutor would reward an individual cat who said "me" with the best food at feeding time. In another experiment, a researcher would apply mild electric shocks to the subject cat until it said "ow".

The lead scientist said they've had some success, however they weren't sure...

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