Down Town Jokes - 10 Hilarious Down Town Jokes

So I was walking down town near the local prison...

And as I was walking down the street, I see a man with dwarfism climbing up the wall of the prison looking to escape.

He looked over at me so I waved at him. He gave me a nasty stare and scoffed at me as he began climbing down.

I said to myself "that's a little con-descending"

A lorry load of wigs has been stolen from down town.

Police are combing the area.

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A leper goes down town and tried to get lucky

He meets a prostitute and asked her how much for two hours, she replies saying

"Oh honey it's usually 30 bucks but looking at how you are that'll be around 55 dollars no offense."

"Okay that's fine."

So after two hours when everything is all said and done. She asks for the cash ...

I was gonna have my baby at the hospital down town but then all the nurses quit and bought Corvettes.

I guess they were having a midwife crisis.

Dumb town is having an urgent meeting to resolve the current down town hole crisis

In this town where the highest IQ is negative, a big hole is down town, and people are falling in it and being transported to the ER every minute.

An urgent town meeting is held, where the most intelligent people of the town are trying to resolve the situation.

'Smart' person number 1:...

Ran into a Mexican woman on the bus today.

After talking for a bit she told me that she had twin sons, Juan and Emal, and she was so proud of them! Juan was the CEO of a big law firm down town, and his brother Emal owned a restaurant where she was heading for lunch.

She happily reached into her purse to show me a picture and said, “T...

A friend of mine working in construction told me that one day when working down town an elderly woman approached him and said:

There's nothing more annoying than you guys always acting like horney wolves when women walks by... but damn it! It hurts when you stop

Naked Cowboy...

A sheriff sees a cowboy walking down the street with nothing on but a cowboy hat, a gun, and boots. He arrests him for incident exposure.

The sheriff asks, "why the hell are you walking around like this?"

The cowboy says, "this pretty redhead asks me to go home with her. We go inside,...

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So, a penguin is driving down the road...

So, a penguin is driving down the road in his truck. His truck starts to sputter, so he pulls into a town and finds a mechanic shop. The mechanic says, "Well Mr. Penguin you should go downtown and get something to eat while I see what is wrong with your truck here."
"Great idea!" says Mr. Penguin...

A joke I made myself

So, I was walking around down town last night and decided to try the popular trend of "walking into a bar" and I did it, and I say that it's a horrible trend! Walking straight into metal does not feel good!

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