Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee?
For it was already spelt.
His cup doth runneth over
Some people think the cup is half full, some think the cup is half empty, I think the cup is an important piece of sporting equipment that doesn't need to have its content measured
If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character...
But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!
Maybe Jesus didn't like your chocolate?
So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice. There's a huge televised event with all the world leaders in attendance.
The Pope asks, "Do you know of Jesus Christ?"
The aliens say, "Do we Ever? Awesome guy!! Swings by the planet every couple of years to say Hi!"
The Pope excla...
My girlfriend keeps turning down my invite to the medieval fare because she's busy with "activism" and "planning women's marches".
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
What's a Shakespearean ellipsis?
Doth doth doth
Real Middle-aged Texting.
Man: "Fair maiden, wherest doth thou reside on this fair evening?"
Woman: "Good sir, I am trapped within the reside of mine parents"
Man: "Oh, mine love, how I wish mineself were trapped in thine reside so I could bury my face deep within thine bossom."
Woman: "Mine parents shal...
How the Internet started according to the bible.
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto...
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