Donating Blood Jokes - 13 Hilarious Donating Blood Jokes

I tried donating blood today. Never again!!

Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it from?? Why is it in a bucket???

My only form of income is donating blood

It's sucking the life out of me

I've always hated donating blood.

They always ask way too many questions. Like, "Where did you get the blood" or "Whose blood is this". Like come on, I'm donating just be grateful.

I absolutely hate donating blood. As soon as you walk through the door you get bombarded with questions.

I absolutely hate when they ask
“Where did you get it?”
“Why is it in a bucket?”

A guy walks into a recovery room after donating blood.

A woman asks him how he feels.

Guy: I feel fine, but I doubt it would help someone.

Woman: why do you have to be so negative?

Guy: I can’t help it. It’s in my blood.

Someone arrived at the hospital bleeding profusely. He saw a preson donating blood.

He said "I hope that preson is a type O."

Whatever you do, always give 100%,

Unless you are donating blood.

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A woman is donating some blood to make a little extra money . . .

She heads to the hospital and gets on the elevator with a man about her age. They say hello and she tells him she is heading to the 4th floor and asks if he would push the button for her. He clicks the button and also hits the 6th floor button for himself. A few weeks later the woman returns to the ...

A guy walks into a hospital and sees a really attractive female with brunette hair sitting down.

And sits right next to her to make conversation.
Guy:Hi, What are you here for?
Girl:I am donating blood.
Guy:How much are they giving you for your blood?
Girl:$50 for a pint, what about you? why are you here?
Guy:Oh, I am donating sperm.
Girl: Cool, how much are they giving you?...

I always give 100% in everything I do

Donating blood now, can’t wait to add this to the list of thi

Giving

Jane had heard you can make some extra money donating blood. On her lunch break she went on down to the donation centre near her office to give it a go for the first time. After donating and while at the counter to get payment she noticed the man to her left was being paid $100, while she was onl...

They say, if you give 100% in everything you do, good things happen.

I wonder if this still hold true when donating blood.

John is in an elevator and another woman enters.

John is in an elevator and another woman enters.

He politely asks, "Which floor?"

The woman replies, "Third please."

He replies, "Oh, are you donating blood at the blood center?"

"Yes, I am! Just need some quick money, having kind of a financial crisis."

"Oh I see...

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