A kilted Scotsman

was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.

As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his ki...

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A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged.

She’s paying for it with her endowment fund.

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