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Do In Jokes

What are you going to do in the weekend?

"I'm going to buy glasses."

"And then what?"

"Then I'll see."

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"What do cows like to do in their spare time?"

Go to the moovies.

So, what is their favourite genre?

Moosicals.

Also, who is their favourite Italian dictator?

Moosolini.

And what's their favourite food?

(After they inevitably say some "moo" pun, reply in your dryest, most serious voice)

... No, co...

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NSFW: My wife said she wanted to have sex like they do in the movies...

So I pushed her against the wall, grabbed her hair from behind and drilled her up the shitter. Turns out we watch different movies.

What do incel and Excel have in common?

Both frequently assume that things are dates, even though they are not.

What does a spy do in cold weather?

Goes under cover.

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