Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who had been cursed from young - any object that she touched with her hands instantly melted in just about three seconds, before disintegrating aftwerwards. She'd even killed her own father this way.
The Queen was desperate to remove this terri...
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralise the enemy base.
me: How are you
her: I'm fine
me: So what's your favorite colour?
her: Ohh please stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and matured.
me: How many moles of Sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 ml of Sulphuric Acid at STP...
There was a maniac in town earlier today threatening to splash passersby with acid.
Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him.
On a night out, a man finds himself in a bar where a local band is performing.
During the performance he comes across a woman who introduces herself as Teri Campbell. After a bit of flirting, they find themselves up against an amplifier, getting a bit spicy. Now he’d never told anyone before, but he had a fetish for vinegar. Anything with vinegar, it could be pickles, brown sa...