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What do you call an Indian woman who elopes on her wedding day?

Miss Singh

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry

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What do you call an Indian Dating site?

Connect the Dots.



yeah idk don't judge i'm fucking bored

What do you call an Indian atheist?

A naan believer

What do you call an Indian robot killer from the future?

Turbanator.

What do you call an Indian dating site?

Connect the dots.

What do you call an Indian Fedex worker?

A curry-er.

What do you call an Indian Jedi?

Mace Hindu.

What do you call an Indian doctor who likes telling dad jokes and give flu shots?

Pun-Jabby

What do you call an Indian person who can't stick to a diet?

Naan-committal.

What do you call an Indian standing on one leg?

Balan Singh

What do you call an Indian man who has travelled all over, and experienced many things?

Binder Dundat

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

What do you call a crocodile with no eyes?

A crocodle.

What do you call an Indian with no eyes?

A blind man you fucking idiot.

What do you call an Indian woman who sits in front of the fire with her legs open?

Sinjit

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