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What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor? What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Don't let him drive that cargo freighter,

don't let him steer that cargo freighter,

don't let him near that cargo freighter,

early in the morning.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down, make a tyre and call it a good year.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

You walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros.

What should we do with people who rely on government handouts, but refuse to work?

Kick them out of congress.

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What do you do with a compressed folder of porn?

Unzip...

This sub could do with more Geology jokes

No pressure.

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."

"It’s pasture bedtime!”

These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.

They got up there and went into a trader’s store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year."
The trader got the gear together and on top of each one’s supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole.
The guys said "What’s that board for?"
The tr...

What do you do with a sick chemist?

Well, if you can't curium or helium, you might as well barium.

My boss calls me, “The Computer” but it has nothing to do with my intelligence.

I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

Driver : "What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?"

Officer : "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What does a stripper do with her asshole before she goes to work?

She drops him off at band practice.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Throw your laundry in with them.

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What do you do with an English prostitute

You give her a pound, then you give her a pound

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take it for a drag.

What do you do with a drunken tailor?

Give him a belt because he's waisted

What do you do with Goku’s dead body?

Put it in the Frieza.

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