A soldier looks at the sky and suddenly yells: "we gotta act fast, it's about to neutralize our base!". His commanding officer says: "What the hell are you talking about, we ain't even at war!?"

The soldier replies: "Acid rain".

How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?

With some Ace of Base.

Why would the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

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A woman goes shoe shopping and discovers that all of the mainstream brands are out of stock. She yells and complains to the manager until a customer throws an orange at her.

At this, the woman miraculously calms down and immediately leaves the store. Dumbfounded, the manager asks the custome...

I take LSD every time I go to a dubstep concert, but it always wears off.

I think itโ€™s because the bass neutralizes the acid

Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?

To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

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I wanted to dump my girlfriend in hydrochloric acid...

But that basic bitch neutralized the situation.

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