A soldier looks at the sky and suddenly yells: "we gotta act fast, it's about to neutralize our base!". His commanding officer says: "What the hell are you talking about, we ain't even at war!?"

The soldier replies: "Acid rain".

If you neutralize LSD

Can you still call it acid?

How do you neutralize Lords of Acid?

With some Ace of Base.

When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do?

Drop the base.

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Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?

To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

Why would the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

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Neutral

A woman goes shoe shopping and discovers that all of the mainstream brands are out of stock. She yells and complains to the manager until a customer throws an orange at her.

At this, the woman miraculously calms down and immediately leaves the store. Dumbfounded, the manager asks the custome...

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