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Neutralize Jokes

Why would the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

A soldier looks at the sky and suddenly yells: "we gotta act fast, it's about to neutralize our base!". His commanding officer says: "What the hell are you talking about, we ain't even at war!?"

The soldier replies: "Acid rain".

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Neutral

A woman goes shoe shopping and discovers that all of the mainstream brands are out of stock. She yells and complains to the manager until a customer throws an orange at her.

At this, the woman miraculously calms down and immediately leaves the store. Dumbfounded, the manager asks the custome...

Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid?

To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.

I take LSD every time I go to a dubstep concert, but it always wears off.

I think it’s because the bass neutralizes the acid

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**What's The Difference?**

Do you want to know the difference between the branches of the U.S. military? If you say to them "Secure that building!"

* THE ARMY will go in kicking down doors, lay down suppressive fire, neutralize all hostiles and safely recover any civilians.
* THE...

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Chemistry [long]

So I was just hanging out in my chemistry class. It was lab day so we had a few things we had to do. I was working with my group and we were studying acids and bases and how they react and neutralize. I had to go up to the front to get some Sodium Bicarbonate, which is a pretty strong base. Bases wi...

Some acids walked into the enemy base...

Threat Neutralized.

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