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Divers Jokes

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades?

They are always below C level.

Divers

How do divers communicate? They use speech bubbles

Where do scuba divers go to relax after work?

Dive bars.

What does it take to circumcise a whale?

Four skin divers

What happened to the divers journal?

It got waterlogged.

What do u call 11 divers and a net?

A soccer team.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn’t Bangkok.

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A Shark and his Son

A shark and his son are swimming around in the water when they see some scuba divers.
The young shark says to his father, " let's go eat them".

The father tells his son, " this is not the way of sharks. First we swim around them three times, then we eat them"

The son asks, " why ...

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