Divers Jokes - 10 Hilarious Divers Jokes

TIL why scuba divers fall backwards into the water

Because if they fall forward, they would land in the boat.

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Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades?

They are always below C level.

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How do divers communicate? They use speech bubbles

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Where do scuba divers go to relax after work?

Dive bars.

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What does it take to circumcise a whale?

Four skin divers

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What happened to the divers journal?

It got waterlogged.

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What do u call 11 divers and a net?

A soccer team.

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Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves

So they wouldn’t Bangkok.

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A Shark and his Son

A shark and his son are swimming around in the water when they see some scuba divers.
The young shark says to his father, " let's go eat them".

The father tells his son, " this is not the way of sharks. First we swim around them three times, then we eat them"

The son asks, " why ...

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