A windsurfer passed by them. Suddenly the windsurfer fell and disappeared in the water. The anglers hurried to the spot and threw their nets out in an attempt to save the windsurfer. Finally they caught something and pulled the lifeless body into the boat. They started to blow air into his mouth ...
What do toddlers and anglers have in common?
They both pay fisher’s price
Two angler fish are hanging out on Chirstmas
One angler fish gives the other a present
\*he opens it\*
He says "A Booklight!? Seriously?!"
"There's no electricity underwater!"
I used to go out with a lady angler.
Until she started to spin me some line.
Science/Engineering joke from my lab today
So today I was in fluids lab and our lab was about surface tension. As part of that, we were supposed to estimate the angle of a meniscus of water in a tube, so one guy was doing the angle estimation, I was measuring something else and the other guy was recording data. Anyway, I asked the guy who wa...
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Father Conor is walking by the Shannon when he sees one of his congregation fishing...
He stops for a chat, and mentions that he's never fished before. 'It's a doddle,' says the angler. 'Take a rod and give it a go.'
'Well, I suppose the blessed Saint Peter himself was a fisherman. Perhaps I'll try my hand,' says the priest.
Father Conor sits down and casts his line. Aft...
Alan takes his wife fishing
On a usual trip he catches 10-15 fish. He's gobsmacked when the pair of them manage a haul of over 100! He decided to enter them both into the local fishing competition.
The day of the competition rolls around, and each of the Anglers take it in turns. The first man is a big beefy lad, and he...
One day a priest was walking on a pier when he noticed a guy in a boat fishing
He waves to the fisherman, and the fisherman asks him if he'd like to join him in the boat for a little angling. The priest enthusiastically agrees but explains that he's never fished before. The angler says he'll teach him.
On his first cast, the priest hauls in a really big fish. The fisher...
How did Pythagoras win a Fishing Competition?
He was a Good Angler.
What do you call a fisherman who is good at geometry?
A master angler.
Why are fishermen so good at geometry?
Cause they're good anglers.