How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

50.

1 to pull it off, 3 to die trying, and 46 to say "I could've done that"

How do you get a snowboarder off your front porch!?

Pay for the pizza...

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Snowboarders will Understand

Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side.
"Ah," he sighs. "We have so much beer in Germany!"
Next the Swiss boarder ...

Off-season for traumatologists

Is when motorcyclists no longer show up and snowboarders aren't showing up yet.

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