How do you get a snowboarder off your front porch!?
Pay for the pizza...
How many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to pull it off, 3 to die trying, and 46 to say "I could've done that"
What is the difference between a vacuum and a snowboarder?
How you strap on the dirtbag.
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Snowboarders will Understand
Four snowboarders - a German, a Swiss, an Australian, and a Canadian - are taking a chairlift up a mountain. The German boarder pulls out a bottle of beer from his jacket, drinks it, and tosses the empty over the side. "Ah," he sighs. "We have so much beer in Germany!" Next the Swiss boarder ...