Kayaker Jokes - 3 Hilarious Kayaker Jokes

The story of the freezing kayaker

Once there was a man who liked to kayak during the winter, paddling along looking at the beautiful snow-covered scenery. Of course, it would get very cold out, so he would get very cold too.

One day he had an idea about how to keep warm. He sawed his kayak down the middle lengthwise and str...

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The Egyptian kayaker who lost his paddle

just couldn't accept the fact that
 

he was stuck in de nile.

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Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics?

It was a fabricated story.

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