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Submersible Jokes

Is it too early for jokes about the submersible?

Because I have one that will crush it.

I told a joke about the Oceangate submersible today, and someone told me it was too dark.

To which I replied, “Well, yeah…it’s two-and-a-half miles underwater.”

What’s your favorite submersible?

Mine’s the Boeing 737 Max 8

what do you call a fencing tournament held on a nuclear submersible?

A sub full of ripostes

It is really sad what is happening to the local businesses around our town.

The bra manufacturer has gone bust;
the specialist in submersibles has gone under;
the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation;
a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers;
the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded;
the Heinz factory has be...

A young man named Theseus moves to a lakeside fishing village looking for work

When he arrives, he finds one of the residents, Justin, is interested in going out and seeing the world, and wants to sell his fishing boat to fund that trip. Thinking that it might be a good way to make a living, Theseus buys the boat and spends the next few years learning the trade, establishing a...

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