Yeshiva University had a rowing team, and every meet they came in dead last. Meet after meet, last, last, last. It was horrible. So they decided to send a spy to Harvard to see how they trained.
When the spy returned from Harvard the entire team gathered around to hear the report.
I was rowing down the creek with some friends last week, and I thought:
"Oars would be better!"
A group of high level executives at a company decides to start a rowing team?
No matter how hard they try, though, they always end up losing against their rival firm. After months of humiliating defeats, they send one of their guys to spy on another team's practice session, hoping to discover their secret.
After returning, the spy reveals: "I found out how they keep on...
Why do New Zealanders always do well at rowing?
Because it combines the two things they are best at, sitting down, and going backward....
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Jew, A Catholic, and an atheist are rowing in Lake Erie when their boat springs a huge leak.
The Jew looks skyward, and says “Oh, Adonai, if you save me, I promise I’ll sail to Israel and spend the rest of my days trying to reclaim the land you gave us.”
The Catholic looks skyward, and says, “Oh, Jesus, if you save me, I promise I’ll fly to the Vatican and spend the rest of my days ...
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Jenny, who is blonde, is driving down the road through the countryside. As she is traveling, on the right hand side of the road she sees another blonde woman attempting to row a wooden boat in the middle of a field
Frustrated by this sight, Jenny pulls her car over to the side of the road by the field and gets out. She goes to the edge of the road and starts yelling at the woman rowing the boat.
"You dumb bitch! It's because of blondes like you doing stupid crap like this that makes the rest of us loo...
Two penguins are rowing in a desert
One says to the other, “ Where’s the paddle.”
The other replies, “Sure do.”
My dad taught me to swim by rowing me to the middle of a lake and tossing me overboard...
It was pretty easy once I got out of the bag!
A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...
The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the ...
One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.
After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How...
3 blondes are lost in the desert
They come across a river that they have to get over, but it's swarming with crocodiles.
Luckily, a genie just happened to pass by on his flying carpet. He said: "Ah, you are lucky! As I have found you here, I will grant each of you one wish."
The first blonde wished she was an excellen...
I looked up the results of a french rowing race
Turns out my favorite boat got sank.
Four men and a boat
Three blind men and a one-eyed man need to cross a lake in a row boat. So, the one-eyed man is the navigator helping to guide them while the blind men take turns rowing. Everything is going well and they get to the middle of the lake. Out of nowhere, a crow flies over and lands on the edge of the...
Two explorers find a canoe in an ancient temple
Inside, they find what appears to be a reflective rowing tool. Unfortunately, it was just a mere oar
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
Seven because ice cream has no bones