Frank, Dean and Gene were filming together in the Carribean
"You know," pondered Frank, while they were on break, "It'd be a shame if we just sat around at the hotel, wasting a beautiful day in such a beautiful place as this. We should do some exploring while we're here."
The others agreed unanimously, so they spent the morning walking around town, mi...
What do you call a snorkel that thinks it is a scuba suit?
Self Proclaimed Underwater Breathing Aparatus
My local coastline has been so overfished that during 30 minutes of snorkeling I saw only a single fish.
It was the sole survivor.
What do you call a Great Dane wearing a snorkel?
Have you ever stopped and realized drinking water through a straw is . . .
the opposite of snorkeling.