To be sung: When you scuba dive, and an eel grabs your thigh,
that's a moray.
A man decided that he wanted to learn how to scuba dive.
He spent weeks getting certified, and hundreds of dollars on all of the top of the line equipment he could get - fins, a wetsuit, a mask, and even a waterproof notebook with a pen that could write underwater.
When he finally got down underwater for the first time, he was surprised to see a m...
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Three brothers go skydiving.
Somehow, all of their parachutes fail, and they die. At their funeral, their wives are discussing what will be done with each man's ashes.
The youngest brother's wife says "Oh, he loved to hike, so I'm going to scatter his ashes on his favorite forest trail."
The middle brother's wife ...
Why do scuba divers dive into the water backwards?
If they dive front they would end up in the boat.
Howard and Dale walk into a bar
They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.
"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"
Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they f...