Scuba Divers Jokes - 5 Hilarious Scuba Divers Jokes

So, why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.

Why don't Scuba Divers make good grades?

They are always below C level.

Where do scuba divers go to relax after work?

Dive bars.

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A Shark and his Son

A shark and his son are swimming around in the water when they see some scuba divers.
The young shark says to his father, " let's go eat them".

The father tells his son, " this is not the way of sharks. First we swim around them three times, then we eat them"

The son asks, " why ...

Howard and Dale walk into a bar

They sit down at the bar and see people scuba diving on the tv.

"So here's a question" says Howard "How come scuba divers sit on the side of the boat with their oxygen tanks facing outward, and fall backwards off the boat?"

Dale thought for a minute and then said "Thats easy, if they f...

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