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Disappointing Jokes

Have you guys seen that clown that hides from disappointing people?

Nah, me neither

Last week we took the kids to see "Disney On Ice" but it was very disappointing.

It was just some old dead guy in a freezer.

It was a sad and disappointing day

when I discovered my universal remote control did not in fact control the universe.
Not even remotely.

This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe.

Not even remotely.

(I stole this joke from fb and it made my drunk ass laugh out loud so I wanted to share but I'm sorry if it's a repost)

After a disappointing summer,

Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.

Two men, both new to the town, was discussing their new home.

"What a strange place," said one of them. "I went to check out the stock exchange yesterday, and it turned out to be all about soups and sauces. Very disappointing."

"You think that's disappointing?" replied the other. "I went to check out the brothel!"

I just watched a movie about graphs, and it was really disappointing.

The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.

Why did the mechanic have a disappointing fashion show?

There was no time to change attire.

What do you call a disappointing bondage session?

BDSMH

Halloween is about to be so disappointing.

Might end up just dressing as a handyman and getting some stuff done around the house.

I just learned that "Space Rock" is a genre, and is slightly disappointing,

that no one just called it "Asteroid"

3 steps to disappointing everyone

1. Over promise
2. Under deliver

I have this habit of disappointing my parents

I have this habit of always disappointing my parents, last week I told them I was doing the bar exam, I was actually doing a pub quiz but it’s the same difference.

What can you say that’s reassuring for a child getting a vaccine, but disappointing for your wife?

“You’re just going to feel a tiny prick; it’ll be over in a few seconds.”

What’s the most disappointing thing for a man on Christmas morning?

When he gets a sweater, but he’s hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

What is more disappointing than a funeral?

Maroon 5 dancing on the money they made through Stephen Hillenburg's death.

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While on vacation in Mexico, a guy went to see the bullfights.

When it was over he went to a nearby restaurant. The waiter recited the menu and then said, "Since today there was a bullfight, we also have fresh testicles on the menu if you'd like to try them."

The guy was always up for something new so he ordered them. They arrived and they were absolutel...

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My first husband was a much better lover, the wife said after a rather disappointing sexual encounter.

Of course he was, the husband replied. He had a much younger wife.

What do you call a disappointing blue?

*sigh*-an

What comes every month, expectantly but often disappointing and makes women wish they were men?

Salary.

The New Year's celebration at Times Square was pretty disappointing.

They really dropped the ball this year.

You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline?

Okay.

Nintendo didn’t want a repeat of the disappointing sales from their Wii U.

It was clear that they needed to make a switch.

A lottery ticket is a weird gift to give someone

it’s like “Here. This has a 99% chance of being disappointing. I saw it and thought of you”

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

After viewing the disappointing post-debate polls, Trump asked Kushner how to do better in the following debate.

Jared said,"be positive, spread your positivity, and after all is said and done, try to come across as a patient person"

Signing up for Marine biology this semester was disappointing.

I never learned what’s going on in Le Pen’s head.

Because I try to be honest with myself, for Christmas I got my mom a book called "But, I'm Still Your Mom: How to Deal With Your Disappointing Grown Children"

Amazon says it should be here by the 29th.

Why is sleeping with a weatherman always disappointing?

Because he always promises 10-12 inches, but you only ever get 2-3.

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What do you call a disappointing orgasm?

Anti climaxtic





(I'll be here all week)

Did you hear about the disappointing shortage of seats at the Church of Fake Lazer Sounds?

They really need more pews.

What's gray, disappointing, and in the shape of an oval?

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Christmas is like Sex

The best part is the anticipation.

The actual thing is short and disappointing.

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I hate disappointing people in general. So instead of telling my boss I’m gonna quit...

I’ve been tweeting homophobic and racist epithets for 8 months now, but sadly I’m still here.

TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher.

She didn't take American Express.

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