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Heartened Jokes

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An accountant found guilty of embezzlement was thrown into a cell with a large, hairy intimidating man

The small accountant had heard stories about how he was going to become the victim in this rough prison to which he had been sentenced. He looked up at the very hairy, sweaty, cell mate and slightly trembled.

The accountant was slightly heartened when the hulking man before him asked, "So, do...

A very agitated man undergoes a specialist visit.

At the end of the visit he asks the doctor: "So, doctor, is it serious?"

"Just take these pills for the rest of your life and you should be fine."

"Ah, thank you very much. I am heartened... I thought worse!"

"The box comes with 6 pills, it should be enough."

A pilgrim is walking through the woods when he comes across a hungry bear....

...the pilgrim then drops to his knees on the trail and claspes his hands together to pray for salvation. To his surprise . . . so did the bear! Greatly heartened by this, the pilgrim then began to pray.

"Oh, Heavenly Father, please let this be a Christian bear! I don’t want to be eaten by t...

Husband and wife go for dinner.

A husband and wife have been married for 15 years, and most of the passion has left their marriage. So, they decide to go out for an anniversary dinner to hopefully reconnect.

While the husband is looking at the menu he hears his wife say, "Oh, I love you so much. I cant stand being apart fro...

The whole story

It was evident from the start that Joe Bob was kind but wasn’t very bright. His bumbling and stumbling often irritated people greatly, and so, they became impatient with him. Joe Bob’s mother worried endlessly for her son until one day she went to seek the advice of a wise old woman that lived in a ...

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