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I asked my mom why she didnt hyphenate her last name.

Dad said she lost her hyphen when she got married.

Why did the crab cross the road?

It didnt, it used the sidewalk

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if I had a pound for every woman that didnt want to have sex with me

...I'd eventually have enough to pay for one that would

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