Dining Car Jokes - 3 Hilarious Dining Car Jokes

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Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia; Luigi stopped by his old
barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da trip?"

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down." ...

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Johnny is playing with his train set...

while his mother is in the kitchen washing dishes. Suddenly she hears him saying to the imaginary passengers " if any of you fuckers want to eat, the fucking dining car is open".

Shocked, she runs at him and tells him he had better watch his mouth or she'll wash it out with soap.

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Ugly baby

A woman gets on a train with her baby. After the train leaves the station a drunk comes staggering down the aisle, takes one look at the baby and stops dead n his tracks, “Lady,”he says “that has got to be the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean, that is one UGLY baby” and he staggers...

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