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Showroom Jokes

Why can't you fart in an apple showroom?

Because there is no windows

This cowboy walks into a German car showroom,

And he says "Audi!"

Audi showrooms are so chaotic

They're like a four ring circus

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung mobile shops or showrooms ?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Shoes

A woman went to a shoe showroom to buy herself a new pair of shoes.

She spent an hour trying out many shoes. After 35 attempts, she found the 36th shoe really impressive.

"How much is this one?" she asked the shopkeeper.

"Nothing! You can take it for free" said the shopkeeper.<...

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Rooms at the IKEA's showroom are like porn videos.

You will never be able to do the same at home.

Two businessmen meet up and start discussing their assistants.

Two businessmen meet up and start discussing their assistants.

Businessman 1: You know, my assistant is an idiot.

Businessman 2: Oh, you think that's bad? My assistant is the worst! I haven't seen anyone more stupid than him.

Businessman 1: Let's bet on it. Bring your assistant ...

Yesterday, I went to a Louis Vuitton showroom with my wife

I was shocked to find that my salary was printed on a shoe

A farmer complained to me men of his profession had a tough time attracting women.

“My buddy’s a car showroom salesman and he says him and his work buddies can’t keep them away! I just don’t get it.”

That’s life, I said, fact is, a lot of women simply prefer showers over growers.

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“Those are some damn sexy legs” a cute customer said to me while we toured the showroom of the furniture store I work in. I was so flattered- obviously my workout routine was working!

But then he said,
“Oh, I’m talking about that chair over there. I’ll take it”

What's another name for Best Buy?

The Amazon Showroom.

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Expensive cars and their radios.

A lady bought a new $130,000 Mercedes-AMG GT car and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she ...

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The Harley Davidson (NSFW)

There's this man, let's call him Greg, who has wanted a 1979 Harley Davidson Ironhead 1000 Kickstart his whole life. (It's rare, about 160 made.) After getting engaged to the love of his life, he decides to find one. After some searching, he finds one for only $500. Immediately, he calls the owner ...

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