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Why can't you fart in an apple showroom?

Because there is no windows

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung mobile shops or showrooms ?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

This cowboy walks into a German car showroom,

And he says "Audi!"

Audi showrooms are so chaotic

They're like a four ring circus

Once a man saved to buy his dream car.

The car was worth $10M. He worked hard around 16 hours a day just to buy car. After a year of hard work he finally saved exact $10M and went to showroom. There was raise in price of car. Now it cost $10M AND 50cents. He asked for discount but they told that cant be done. Then the guy went to the sho...

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Rooms at the IKEA's showroom are like porn videos.

You will never be able to do the same at home.

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“Those are some damn sexy legs” a cute customer said to me while we toured the showroom of the furniture store I work in. I was so flattered- obviously my workout routine was working!

But then he said,
“Oh, I’m talking about that chair over there. I’ll take it”

Yesterday, I went to a Louis Vuitton showroom with my wife

I was shocked to find that my salary was printed on a shoe

A man wins a fortune on the lottery and decides to buy a nice car...

... so he goes into the Rolls Royce showroom and asks to see their most expensive model.

The salesman says "have you ever driven a Rolls Royce before sir" He admits that he hasn't. "Best not to start on a Rolls sir. Why not try an Audi".

So, he goes off and finds an Audi showroom. The ...

What's another name for Best Buy?

The Amazon Showroom.

Buddy Doesn't Know How to Park a Car

So this is a true story.

I work a retail job. My friend neglected to properly put his Mustang in park in his space. It moved backwards across the lot and in to a customer's Jeep Grand Cherokee. Luckily for him, the damage was not serious.

Unlucky for him, all of my coworkers (and a ...

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The Harley Davidson (NSFW)

There's this man, let's call him Greg, who has wanted a 1979 Harley Davidson Ironhead 1000 Kickstart his whole life. (It's rare, about 160 made.) After getting engaged to the love of his life, he decides to find one. After some searching, he finds one for only $500. Immediately, he calls the owner ...

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Expensive cars and their radios.

A lady bought a new $130,000 Mercedes-AMG GT car and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.
Once at the dealer, she ...

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