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A man asks to speak at a funeral

"Excuse me, can I say a word?"

The mother of the deceased person replied, "yes, of course."

"Plethora."

"Thanks, that means a lot."

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church bulletin bloopers

*These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:*
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for ...

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