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Leod Jokes

What's the difference...

between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey, you, get off of my cloud."

A Scotsman sings "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe."

On the immigration debate, Donald Trump said of other countries: "They're not sending us their best people."

On a side note, Mary Anne MacLeod illegally migrated to the US in 1929. A few years later she gave birth to Donald Trump.

So he may have a point.

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