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Decedent Jokes

The Wrong Suits

Mr. Smith and Mr. Jones died on the same day. No problem for the mortuary, they had two chapels and could do two funerals at the same time.

Mrs. Smith wanted her husband buried in his gray suit, Mrs Jones wanted her husband buried in his blue pinstripe suit. Shortly before the services t...

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Dr. Watson is performing an autopsy. Holmes ask if he’s found the cause of death.

Watson: It would appear the decedent had a bowel obstruction. It caused a rupture in the intestinal wall, creating a septic condition and ultimately, death.

Holmes: Wait, John, are you saying he died of...

Watson: No Shit, Sherlock.

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